How to worship the Nigerian god
By Elnathan John
The Nigerian god is one. It may have
many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of
the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight
and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.
This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers.
If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for
choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.
First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do
with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you
choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that
you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing
can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate
contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to
discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god
appreciates communication.